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Cal: "How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: "Crème Brûlée."

I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.

Cal: "I was supposed to say that you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. Which is actually something that I used to say to my wife, but now it's become corrupted and I have eighteen layers of clothes on. I'm wearing a shirt and a tie and a sweater and a suede jacket that just seals in all the heat. Seals in all the juices. I'm just... it's all sweat under here. This is just sweat from here down. I'm... this sweater, this is called slim cut, but it feels like a scuba suite and I'm looking at your breasts. What's that about?"
Kate: "You think I'm the perfect combination of sexy and cute?"
Cal: "That's what you picked up from what I just said?"

Hannah: "I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar."
Jacob: "Jacob."
Hannah: "Jacob! Sorry, Jacob..."
Jacob: "Do people still say 'bang'?"
Hannah: "I do. And we're gonna bang!"

Cal: "Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced?"
Cal's Boss: "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom; we all thought it was cancer."
Cal: "Oh."
Cal's Boss: "Thank God, man!"

Critics can be your most important friend. I don't read criticism of my stuff only because when it's bad, it's rough-and when it's good, it's not good enough.

I really believe that all of us have a lot of darkness in our souls. Anger, rage, fear, sadness. I don't think that's only reserved for people who have horrible upbringings. I think it really exists and is part of the human condition. I think in the course of your life you figure out ways to deal with that.

I really like grammar. And spelling. I was a spelling-bee kid. I'm hard-core about grammar.

Comedy's my first love. I love that so much. You play comedy in drama, too. The difference between genres doesn't really change the method of acting.

It's not easy to leave your hometown and your family and your support system and come out to Los Angeles to - to pursue a dream where the odds are not in your favor.

I never was that boy who loved gangster films, but when I was growing up, I was obsessed with the detective Dick Tracy. It was one of my favourite movies as a kid, and he really inspired me. I would have loved to be part of that golden age of Hollywood in the 1940s. It made me want to become an actor.

You can only be yourself, and it sounds cheesy, but when it comes to filmmaking, there's really nowhere to hide.

My father was a military judge, and my mother was a psychiatric social worker. My brother and sister and I were moved around constantly, in and outside the U.S., living in Germany for much of our teens.

Within childhood behaviors, there are known behaviors; there's teasing and there's name-calling, and different kinds of things happen as kids start to socialize. And then there's serious bullying, and then there's actual aggression and behavioral problems. But you can't put it all under the tent of bullying.

My life may be a pretty crazy life at times, but it's a very privileged one - being able to earn a good living doing what you love. Not many people have such an opportunity.

I've got more freckles than just about anybody. My children didn't get them, thankfully. They have tiny little freckles.

Never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.