Wordplays

Wordplays


Quote by Unknown

The older I get, the better I was.

Quote by Albert Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 20 (Series quote)

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 4 (Series quote)

She really had a fat but: her fat butt!

Quote by Markus Herz, wird häufig fälschlicherweise Mark Twain zugeordnet

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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