Quote by Unknown
The older I get, the better I was.
Quote by Albert Einstein
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 20 (Series quote)
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.
Quote by Markus Herz, wird häufig fälschlicherweise Mark Twain zugeordnet
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.