Movie-quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian

Movie-quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian


Quote from Life of Brian (Movie quote)

Brian: 'Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly!'
Woman: 'Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!'
Brian: 'What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I am the Messiah!'
Crowd: 'He is! He is the Messiah!'

Quote from Life of Brian (Movie quote)

You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!

Quote from Life of Brian, by Arthur (Movie quote)

I say you are Lord! And I should know, I've followed a few.
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Quote from Life of Brian, by Reg (Movie quote)

Sit down, have a scone, make yourself at home... you klutz!
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Quote from Life of Brian, by Reg (Movie quote)

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health. What have the Romans ever done for us?
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Quote from Life of Brian (Movie quote)

Cheer up, Brian! You know what they say. Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble. Give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best. [sings] Always look on the bright side of life...
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Quote from Life of Brian, by Matthias (Movie quote)

Centurion: 'Crucifixion lasts hours, it's a slow, horrible death.'
Matthias: 'Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.'
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Quote from Life of Brian, by Pilatus (Movie quote)

Throw him to the floor, please!
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Quote from Life of Brian, by Reg (Movie quote)

Brian: 'Are you the Judean People's Front?'
Reg: 'Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea!'
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Quote from Life of Brian, by Reg (Movie quote)

Reg: 'What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?'
Francis: 'It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.'
Reg: 'It's symbolic of his struggle against reality...'
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Quote from Life of Brian, by Brians Mutter (Movie quote)

Wise Man: 'We are three wise men.'
Brian's mother: 'Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.'
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