Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld


Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

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