Quotes by Jimmy Carr

Quotes by Jimmy Carr


Quote by Jimmy Carr

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.

Quote by Jimmy Carr

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

Quote by Jimmy Carr, via Twitter (25.10.2013)

A travel writer’s made a world map showing where women are easiest to sleep with. That’s awful. Although, good news for Blackpool’s tourism.

Quote by Jimmy Carr, via Twitter (01.11.2013)

The new Thor movie is out today. I haven't been looking forward to Hammertime this much since 1989.

Quote by Jimmy Carr, via Twitter (04.11.2013)

I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian’s arse.

Quote by Jimmy Carr

Things get out of hand so quickly. I once heard of a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant, and now there's an entire religion.

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