Quotes by Apple's Siri on iPhone (Shit Siri says)
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Quotes by Apple's Siri on iPhone (Shit Siri says)


Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Who let the dogs out?'
Siri: 'Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Will you be my friend?'
Siri: 'That's nice! I'd like to be your friend.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'How old are you?'
Siri: 'I'm old enough to be your assistant.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Now I'm sleepy.'
Siri: 'Listen to me, [name]. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Good night'
Siri: 'Good night? It's 11:59 am!'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'What do you want for christmas?'
Siri: 'I try to be satisfied with what I have, [name].'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'What do you look like?'
Siri: 'In the cloud, no one cares what you look like.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Will you marry me?'
Siri: 'I'm not capable of love, [name].'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Tell ma a joke!'
Siri: 'Two iPhones walk into a bar... I forget the rest.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'What's the meaning of life?'
Siri: 'I don't know. But I think there's an app for that.'
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Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'What are you wearing?'
Siri: 'Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'I love you.'
Siri: 'I hope you don't say that to those other mobile phones.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Who made you?'
Siri: 'Like it says on the box - I was designed by Apple in California.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'What's your name?'
Siri: 'My name is Siri. But you knew that already.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Will you marry me?'
Siri: 'Let's just be friends, ok?'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Who's your daddy?'
Siri: 'You are. Can we get back to work now?'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Tell me a joke!'
Siri: 'I can't. I always forget the punchline.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'How old are you?'
Siri: 'I am not allowed to answer that question.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'Where do babies come from?'
Siri: 'From their mothers.'

Quote by Apple iPhone Siri (Apple)

'I'm going to kill myself.'
Siri: 'I found XX mental health agencies. YY of them are fairly close to you.'
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