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Can't spell STUPID without U right in the middle.

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I got banned from Barnes and Noble today for moving all the 'Caution - Wet Floor' signs to the '50 Shades of Grey' shelf.
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Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a shitload of problems.

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I blame everyone for my problems. Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him.

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Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

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When I say 'I wont tell anyone' My bestfriend doesnt count.

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That wtf moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off your toothbrush.

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A dick has a sad life: His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him.

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Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

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Does anyone else wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as hell, and water tastes like it came from God's personal pond?
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I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys.

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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Girls, there's a fine line between wearing make-up or just looking like you got gang banged by Crayola.
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