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Series quotes - Quotes from tv-series


Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Barney: 'I only smoke in certain situations. Postcoital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlap, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, precoital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year and pregnancy scares.'
Ted: 'Why are you smoking right now?'
Barney: 'I'm always precoital, Ted.'

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night.

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother (Series quote)

Hey, nice shirt, Ted. Is it yesterday already?
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Quote by Berta from Two and a half Men in Season 2 Episode 8 (Series quote)

I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a woman on your brother.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Nerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys!

Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 10 (Series quote)

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Ted: 'She was 15?!'
Barney: 'No. A 15. Like in blackjack.'
Ted: 'As in.. not sure whether you'd hit it?'
Barney: 'Exactly!'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years and 11 months old.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Female acrobats from Montreal, super flexible...
We´re gonna get Cirque du so-laid!
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Think of me as Yoda - only, instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro. I'm Broda.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother (Series quote)

It's going to be legen...
wait for it - and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is
...da(i)ry!

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 1 (Series quote)

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.
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Quote by Charlie Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 3 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Why are you dating a woman who most likely lost her virginity during World War II? And knowing her, probably not to one of our guys.
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