Quotes by Alan Harper

Quotes by Alan Harper


Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 10 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.
1

Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 9 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Well, listen, just remember, that love will get u through times of no money better, than money will get you through times of no love.
3

Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 9 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
1

Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 9 Episode 8 (Series quote)

I give you a hint: I didn't do the dog 'people-style'.

Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men (Series quote)

What happened? Did Starbucks merge with Hooters? Hooterbucks - I'd like a Double-D Cup Latte, please!

Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 9 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Walden: 'Let this be a warning to you, Alan. There're women out there, that will be nice to you, just to get to your money.'
Alan: 'Thanks, but that's not very high on my list of concerns.'
1

Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 9 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Lindsey: 'You're tall, good looking, very successful. Believe me, women settle for a lot less!'
Alan: 'And thank god for that!'
1

Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 9 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Walden: 'Money does not buy happiness!'
Alan: 'I wouldn't know, I never had either.'
2

Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 9 Episode 1 (Series quote)

I could sprinkle you on the beach. It's simple, it's dignified and pretty girls covered with oil will be sitting on you all day. And like your life, except for the dignified part.

Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 9 Episode 1 (Series quote)

I know what you said you wanted, but I really dont think Pamela Anderson will agree to swallow your ashes.
1

Quote by Alan Harper from Two and a half Men in Season 9 Episode 1 (Series quote)

[talking to Charlie's urn] Here we are, buddy. Just like old times, I'm talking and you're in a bottle, ignoring me.
1

www.mueller-digitalmedien.de
© 2010-2016 myZitate.de | Auf myZitate werben | myZitate unterstützen? | Rechteinhaber? | Impressum
Noch nicht dabei? Werde Teil von myZitate und lass dich inspirieren!
Jetzt Fan werden!
Du wirst eingeloggt...