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Quotes by Barney Stinson



Barney Stinson is one of the five main characters from the tv-series How I Met Your Mother and well-known for his legendary quotes. Barney Stinson is acted by Neil Patrick Harris, who was awarded several prizes for the role.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Every time I go after a busty dullard who can't tell time or thinks I'm the ghost of Leonardo DiCaprio, I'm shallow. But somehow it's okay for Robin to date a guy who can't be trusted around outlets.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 23 (Series quote)

I only have one rule. For every three 10's you bang, throw a bone to a 5. They're grateful and hard working and let's face it, sometimes you just want to lay there.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Ted: 'My mother is not one-night-stand material!'
Barney: 'Yeah, you're right. It wasn't night and we weren't standing.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 11 (Series quote)

The last play you'll ever run.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10 (Series quote)

It's nice that they found each other. Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect, but that doesn't make it wrong. Doesn't everyone deserve to be happy?
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Come on Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're reading a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore!
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Are you aware, that breaking a broath can have deadly- even fatal repercussions?
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 18 (Series quote)

You know, it's funny. Almost every woman I've ever met was wrong to give me a chance. You're the first woman who's wrong not to.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Neither one of us are gonna say, 'Hey, how's it going?' or 'Good to see you!'
Because it really will be good to see you.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7 (Series quote)

In this fall - this is tough. In this fall I'm going to take my talents to Mouth Beach.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Sticky's even sent me a boob-shaped hand-sanitizer dispenser. It's clean and dirty at the same time.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 6 (Series quote)

This woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to, and there have been times that I wanted to.
It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Our point guard's a 52-year-old virgin, happy as a clam.'
Barney: 'I'm sure he's quite a ball handler.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Ted: 'It's the Drunk Train! You crossed out all the stops and wrote Vagina-Ville.'
Barney: 'That's not true. That one says Boner Gardens.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 5 (Series quote)

You've been a hell of a wingman. And even though I think it's kind of gross when you pleasure yourself orally, don't ever think that means I'm not impressed.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 5 (Series quote)

I've got a new bro, a bro that puts all other bros to shame. The bitches love him. He buries bones all day. No one chases tail like him. Why aren't you guys laughing? Oh, wait, I probably should have led with this: he's a dog! I've named him Brover.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Cleveland sports are still relevant! 'LeBron who?' Right, guys?'
Barney: 'Ted, neither you, nor Cleveland knows how to get over someone leaving them.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 4 (Series quote)

I know this hurts little buddy, but you'll love again someday. Because time will heal a broken heart, but not that bitch's window.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Those Robin's boobies?'
Barney: 'When new nubile hotties lean in to inspect your bundle of joy, you can inspect their bundles of joy. The Broller. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 4 (Series quote)

The boobs on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down
The boobs on the bus go up and down, all through the town
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