Series quotes from Desperate Housewives
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Series quotes from Desperate Housewives


Quote by Gabrielle Solis from Desperate Housewives (Series quote)

Gabrielle Solis: 'I never bragged.'
Lynette Scavo: 'You once called your face 'proof of God's existence'.'

Quote by Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season Season 8 Episode 7 (Series quote)

There's no bad guys here, there's just people trying to figure things out.
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Quote by Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season 8 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.
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Quote by Tom Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season 7 Episode 15 (Series quote)

Lynette: 'You think doing laundry is throwing dirty clothes in the hamper and getting clean ones out of the drawer.'
Porter: 'That's how dad does it?!'
Tom: 'O-okay, let's stay on topic!'

Quote by Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season 7 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Tom's packin'! We're talkin' big, circus big. So big, he can drive in the car pool lane when he's alone. If it falls in the forest, believe me - it makes a sound. The Washington monument looks at it and says, 'I want to be you when I grow up!'
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Quote by Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season 7 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Baby. Number. Five. An entire basketball team has come out of me, so I'm officially too exhausted to care!
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Quote by Carlos Solis from Desperate Housewives in Season 6 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Gabrielle: 'She's Romanian! When your people are being chased into Argentina by angry cossacks, maybe a sparkling toilet isn't that important.'
Carlos: 'How about you stick to fractions, and I'll teach Juanita geography?'

Quote by Gabrielle Solis from Desperate Housewives in Season 6 Episode 4 (Series quote)

If you lay one finger on Ana, Carlos will knock every tooth out of your mouth, which will make you pretty darn popular in prison!

Quote by Gabrielle Solis from Desperate Housewives (Series quote)

Sister Mary: 'Money can't buy happiness.'
Gabrielle: 'Well, sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep 'em from rioting.'

Quote by Gabrielle Solis from Desperate Housewives in Season 1 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house!
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Quote by Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season 3 Episode 6 (Series quote)

I want him to have what he wants - if it's what I want.
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Quote by Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season 3 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Tom: 'I never thought you'd want a fifth kid?'
Lynette: 'I don't, but I didn't want the first four and they're starting to grow on me!'
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Quote by Susan Mayer from Desperate Housewives in Season 1 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Julie: 'No man has seen you naked in years. Except your doctor.'
Susan: 'And he retired. I try not to take that personally.'

Quote by Andrew Van de Kamp from Desperate Housewives in Season 3 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Andrew: 'Mom...?'
Bree: 'Please don't interrupt me while I'm speaking! Now what is it, dear?'
Andrew: 'Danielle's upstairs trying to commit suicide. There's no rush, she's not trying that hard...'

Quote by Gabrielle Solis from Desperate Housewives in Season 5 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Bree: 'Well, the key is to not let them know what you're doing. This requires observation, cunning and manipulation.'
Gabrielle: 'Isn't it just easier to shut down your hoo-ha until he gives in?'

Quote by Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season 5 Episode 21 (Series quote)

We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!
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Quote by Orson Hodge from Desperate Housewives in Season 5 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Bree: 'The man's a doctor, for heaven sakes. You've done better than I did.'
Orson: 'That was a bit of a drive-by.'

Quote by Tom Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season 5 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Mike: 'You're kidding. We're playing an actual gig?'
Tom: 'In front of people who aren't listening just because I pay their allowance? Well, this is fantastic!'

Quote by Bree Van De Kamp from Desperate Housewives in Season 4 Episode 1 (Series quote)

That pine shields my view of the Purcell's backyard, and if you had ever seen Mr. Purcell sunbathe, you'd know exactly what that tree means to me.

Quote by Tom Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season 3 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Tom: 'Are you as tired as I am?'
Lynette: 'More. But I'm tougher, and I complain less.'
Tom: 'Not when you give birth - and you do that a lot.'
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