Series quotes from Family Matters

Series quotes from Family Matters


Quote by Laura Winslow from Family Matters in Season 1 Episode 15 (Series quote)

Edward: 'I still got a chance, it's between me and two other guys. They're better with the hose, but I'm the smartest.'
Laura: 'And they find their way to work every morning?'

Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters in Season 1 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Laura: Forget it, Steve, I don't even have time to be mean!'
Steve Urkel: 'Great, maybe I'll stay a while.'

Quote by Harriette Winslow from Family Matters in Season 1 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Carl, you don't cook, you burn. You burn eggs, you burn toast, you're the only man I know who burns Jell-O.

Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters in Season 1 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Laura: 'Hide-and-seek, that's it.'
Steve Urkel: 'Oh, great, my parents play this with me all the time. Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name.'
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Quote by Edward Winslow from Family Matters in Season 1 Episode 13 (Series quote)

Edward: 'That's it. I've had it with that dog.'
Harriette: 'What happened?'
Edward: 'Look what he did to my algebra homework!'
Harriette: 'Tell your teacher your dog ate it.'
Edward: 'I can't, I used that excuse before we got the dog.'

Quote by Laura Winslow from Family Matters (Series quote)

Steve Urkel: 'Hi Laura, my little sweet potata! Did you think of me while you guys were camping?'
Laura Winslow: 'Yeah, every time I used the bug spray.'

Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters (Series quote)

Estelle Winslow: 'Steve, how did you get so good at checkers?'
Steve Urkel: 'Practice. Fortunately, when I was young I had no friends.'

Quote by Carl Winslow from Family Matters (Series quote)

Lt. Murtaugh: 'They're sending in that Urkel kid.'
Carl Winslow: 'What? We've got cheerleaders taller than him.'

Quote by Laura Winslow from Family Matters (Series quote)

Judy Winslow: 'Mom, when's dinner? We're starved.'
Harriette: 'Soon, baby. Your dad's runnin' late.'
Laura: 'Let's eat everything and see if he can take a joke!'

Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters (Series quote)

Laura: 'Where did you get the money for this?'
Steve Urkel: 'From my stay-away fund. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them.'

Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters (Series quote)

My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying.

Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters (Series quote)

Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons.

Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters (Series quote)

Laura: 'Thank you, Steve. Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. But, it's only a compliment and it doesn't mean anything more than that.'
Steve Urkel: 'Oh, I understand.'
Laura: 'You did good.'
Steve Urkel: 'You love me, don't you?'

Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters (Series quote)

Sorry I'm late, but I got my tongue stuck in the printing press.

Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters (Series quote)

Chicago, lock up your daughters! Mt. Urkel is about to erupt.

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