Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 10)
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Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)



How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Barney! I'm allowed to miss them, okay? They're my two best friends.'
Barney: 'I'm your two best friends!'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Hey look, it's the New York City skyline.
We built Chip City... we built Chip City on all your dough!
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 13 (Series quote)

Sandy Rivers: 'I don't know what went wrong.'
Robin: 'Well, proposing a three way was bad. Starting without us was worse. Finishing in the hallway was the nail in the coffin.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 12 (Series quote)

So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 12 (Series quote)

Robin: 'I wouldn't go to Cleveland for 125 million dollars, paid over six years.'
Ted: 'Still with the LeBron jokes? Where's that ring he's supposed to have by now?'

Quote by Kevin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 10 (Series quote)

If we're together long enough I hope that one day you see yourself like I do.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Robin: 'I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?'
Barney: 'I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Think of the pickup plays we can run as a father-son duo. There's the 'Father Knows Breast', there's the 'Bush Dynasty', the 'Lick Father, Lick Son'.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 9 (Series quote)

You could help a friend, but instead you're choosing the hot girl in the tight tank-top. Your training is complete, I'm so proud of this kid!
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Lily, you just gave those children a stapler, a pair of sharp scissors and a pretty decent Pinot Noir.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Ted: 'First it was too much eye-contact, then not enough - where do you look during sex?'
Barney: 'Into the hidden camera at future me, watching it.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Hey kid, you know how your mom won't let you have icecream 'til after dinner, but then the waiting kind of makes it taste better? Well, I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream - and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.
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Quote by James Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 7 (Series quote)

The Pork Authority is closed. Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you little buddy.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 7 (Series quote)

We just don't wanna rush anything, okay? We decided to wait, until she decides to let me have sex with her.
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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 18 (Series quote)

Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 18 (Series quote)

Doctor: 'Don't worry, it's totally safe. Unless part of your big date involves connecting yourself to a car battery.'
Barney: 'Well, now it doesn't.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 15 (Series quote)

He let me have her. I have to say, it was pretty noble of him. He fell on his sword so that she could fall on mine.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 15 (Series quote)

Too many crazies had my old number, so now I'm all about disposable cell phones. I'll use one for a while, have my fun, then dump it and get a new one. And then I'll do the same with my phone.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 15 (Series quote)

Zoey: 'Don't worry Ted, she's cute.'
Barney: ''Cute' means 'fat'!'
Zoey: 'She's not fat.'
Barney: ''Not fat' means 'ugly'.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Judy: 'Who got Cousin Daphne drunk? She is 15 years old.'
Robin: 'Whoa, they grow big out here.'
Barney: 'And here's your phone number back.'
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