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Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)



How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother (Series quote)

Okay, I've missed you. Not in a 'we're gonna make out' way, not even in an 'I forgive you' way. Just in an 'I've missed you' way.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother (Series quote)

There's kids playing hockey in the back. It's like you want us to make fun of you!

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 14 (Series quote)

If one of the Vancouver Canucks walked in here, my panties would drop so hard, there would be a hole in the floor halfway to China.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Robin: 'What? I am not keeping Mike on a hook!'
Ted: 'You are Captain Hook!'
Robin: 'Dude, I'm a girl, ok? Our girl parts are like a spider webs; sometimes you are gonna catch stuff you don't want.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Dude, ditch Tiffany and join the Barnacle in the Pharma-Girl-Free-For-All. Side effects may include: loss of clothing, rug burns, shortness of breath and soar abdominals the next morning. What in the world is up!

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 18 (Series quote)

Well, Amanda is going to make Lily a cake, she's a chef! We met when I was at a restaurant last week and I sent some soup back. Luckily she's got such pretty hair I didn't mind eating a little bit of it.

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother (Series quote)

Ted: 'I could end up marrying this woman; I want our first kiss to be special.'
Lily: 'Oh, that's sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch?'

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother (Series quote)

Ted: 'I hate how you're always right.'
Lily: 'It's my best, and most annoying, trait.'
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Barney: 'On your tombstone, it will be, 'Lily Aldrin. Caring wife. Loving friend. Slapbet-Commissioner.''
Marshall: 'And your tombstone will read, 'Got slapped by Marhsall so hard he died.''
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Have you been arrested in a mall?
Dumped in a mall?
Turned out you're Canadian in a mall?

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Ted: 'You're scared of the seven dwarves?'
Robin: 'Just of Doc. He's creepy... I mean, the guy went to medical school, what is he doing living with six coalminers.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Lily: 'We're going to Atlantic City to elope - right now!'
Barney: 'Oh, congratulations Lily! Marshall, you're getting married? What the hell?'

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Woman: 'You know this isn't Vegas, right?'
Robin: 'Well sure, in Vegas the casinos pump in oxygen, here it looks like everyone brought their own.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 3 (Series quote)

Robin, I'm his best friend, that's a commitment. Girlfriend, that's like a bad flu. Out of your system after a couple of weeks in bed.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 3 (Series quote)

When I have kids, and I tell them how I met their mother, I'm gonna tell them everything. The whole damn story.
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 3 (Series quote)

I'm a genetic goldmine! No family history of diabetes or heart disease, everyone has non-porous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision. Which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 3 (Series quote)

Stacey, six kids in five years! The woman's basically a ride to the waterpark.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 3 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Ted, it's a well-known statistic, that 83% of people, married longer than 6 months, are saving someone on the side.'
Ted: 'Do you know that when you make up a statistic, you always use 83% ?'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Whats your prescription, Dr. Estrogen? Eat Haagen-Dazs and watch 'Love... actually' until your periods sync up?

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Because were baseball, strippers and guns can't help, the only thing that can really heal a broken heart, is time.
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