Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 19)
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Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)



How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14 (Series quote)

When you meet someone special, suddenly life is full of firsts: The first kiss, the first night together, the first weekend together.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 13 (Series quote)

Sorry buddy, wish I could help you, but my hands are tied. Oh no wait, that was last night!

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 13 (Series quote)

Ted: 'You're not gonna do it at your wedding?'
Lily: 'Hell, yeah! I'm gonna take that flower-grenade and chuck it to the crowd and scream, 'Crawl for it, bitches!''
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 13 (Series quote)

A drum roll?! That's it? So what, you just said good night, came home and... performed a drum solo?

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 12 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Wow, Ted. You're gonna have to find a new member for yourself, cause I'm revoking your dude-membership.'
Ted: 'Yeah, how was that manicure yesterday?'
Barney: 'Invigorating... thanks.'
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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 12 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Yes, i want a ball-room and I want a band and I want shoes. I've been dreaming about this day since I was... like...
Lily: '...a little girl?'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Very nice, Lily. You know, she is a guest in this country. So while you may choose to turn your back on her, I choose... to turn my front on her. What up!

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Yes Barney, your submissions were recieved and no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'If economic sanctions and trade-restrictions aren't enforced, the destruction of the rainforest will continue and over a million species will be wiped out!'
Ted: 'So you don't want coffee?'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 17 (Series quote)

It's the greatest samurai, who lets his sword rust in its scabbard.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Ted: 'What could she possibly have to say me, that she couldn't write in an email?'
Robin: 'I've cut out all my fingers?'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Ted, you know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 15 (Series quote)

I thought you where vomit-free since nintythree... so that was a lie?

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 12 (Series quote)

Sorry Peter, we're grown-ups now, we can't fly to Netherland with you anymore.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 12 (Series quote)

This is my lucky St. Paddys Day suit. I have dry-cleaned many stain out of this baby.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 12 (Series quote)

The World is going to come to an end tonight. Yes think about it. End of the World, Nostradamus, Notre Dame, Fighting Irish, Irish, St. Patrick's Day. This is it Bro. Bro-calypse Now... Bro-Mageddon.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 12 (Series quote)

There's three rules of cheating:
1st: It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married.
2nd: It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels.
3rd: And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 10 (Series quote)

That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Barney: 'He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!'
Lily: 'He's exactly like Barney.'
Barney: 'That's what I just said.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Oh man, I am so excited that you're here! It has been forever since I have been around anyone even remotely fun!
[to Lily, Robin, Ted and Marshall] Huh... yes, offense!
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