Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 21)
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Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)



How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 17 (Series quote)

She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don't chase.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Player play on - high V!

Quote by Nora from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 16 (Series quote)

There is one difference between you and me: I'm not saying any of this to get in your pants.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 16 (Series quote)

February 13th. A magical night, where a ten has the self esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a two.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 16 (Series quote)

So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Desperation Day has come and gone and you have neither gone nor come.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 15 (Series quote)

I'd say hump her brain out, but somebody obviously already has.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 3 (Series quote)

I like my testicles attached to my body, rather than rolling around next to some eyeliner in Robin's purse. Stinson out!

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 6 (Series quote)

There are so many great things to do with the human mouth, why waste it on talking?

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 7 (Series quote)

You know what they say about relationships. Every waking moment's a battle.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Since I stopped dating Robin, there's this thing I haven't used as much as I would like. It's kind of big. Surprisingly heavy. Kind of leathery. And it's black.
This, my friends, is the playbook!

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Ted: 'You're like Mary Poppins, if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.'
Robin: 'If? Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox. Spoonful of sugar? Grow Up!'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying: 'Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it's your job to make him awesome.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother (Series quote)

One of the 24 similarities between women and fish are they're both attracted to shiny objects.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 21 (Series quote)

I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I don't speak 'I-never-get-laid'.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 9 (Series quote)

There is a 83% correlation between times when men are wearing a boutonniere and when they are getting laid... proms, weddings, funerals... thanks for the redhead, grandma! By the way, did you know that 'boutonniere' is french for 'booty is near'?

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 4 (Series quote)

She really had a fat but: her fat butt!

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Breast-feeding... hot!
When those things swell up to three times their normal size, so do I.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 11 (Series quote)

You lie to your husband all the time...
'That shirt looks great on you.',
'I love your mom.',
'I never fantasize about Barney when we're doing it.'
Sound familiar, Pinocchio?

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Lily: 'Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed: Rule number one...'
Barney: 'Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude!'
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