Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 3)
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Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)



How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Robin: 'This locket was my grandma's, she kept it hidden in her butt all through world war II.'
Lily: 'What? Where was she?'
Robin: 'Winnipeg. Come on, Lily, that is a joke.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Lily: 'Ted, you did this all yourself?'
Ted: 'Just like Ryan Gosling in 'The Notebook'. It was pretty manly 'til I mentioned Ryan Gosling in 'The Notebook', huh?'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 23 (Series quote)

I only have one rule. For every three 10's you bang, throw a bone to a 5. They're grateful and hard working and let's face it, sometimes you just want to lay there.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Kids, you can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on... it's already gone.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Ted: 'My mother is not one-night-stand material!'
Barney: 'Yeah, you're right. It wasn't night and we weren't standing.'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit.'
Robin: 'Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?'
Marshall: 'Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts.'
Robin: 'Yeah, I don't speak virgin either.'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Turns out, when you projectile vomit on skates, you roll right into the spray.
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 13 (Series quote)

You're gonna get endless requests to play some game, that has something to do with gangsters and farming!

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 11 (Series quote)

The last play you'll ever run.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Eight years ago I made an ass of myself chasing after you and I made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. And I have no regrets because it led me to something I wouldn't trade for the world, it led to you being my friend. So as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself. I say to you, from the heart, get the hell out of this car!
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Robin: 'We're like sisters.'
Ted: 'You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her.'
Robin: 'Sisters fight, Ted!'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10 (Series quote)

It's nice that they found each other. Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect, but that doesn't make it wrong. Doesn't everyone deserve to be happy?
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Robin: 'He has a book of plays he uses to trick women into sleeping with him.'
Patrice: 'Oh, no way. Barney's my honey bear.'
Robin: 'Actually, one of his plays is called 'The Honey Bear'. He dresses up like Winnie the Pooh, and the next thing you know, his hand's stuck in your pot.'

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Can we borrow your air mattress? My mom's coming into town for a few days.'
Ted: 'Absolutely not!'
Lily: 'Bummer, I guess she can't stay with us. Hey, look what I just found! A list of hotels and other creative housing options.'
Marshall: 'Baby, my mom is not staying at a hotel. Or our storage unit.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Come on Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're reading a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore!
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt.'
Ted: 'Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids.'
Marshall: 'Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9 (Series quote)

I poured my blood, sweat and tears into that building. Though, to be fair, a lot of that happened the day I accidentally fell down the elevator shaft.
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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Do it. If you ever want to see these boobs again, crawl, you son of a me.
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Ted: 'How was your day?'
Lily: 'Good, although I think I just saw a woman with a full-beard outside.'
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Marshall: 'I think I just saw a guy with breasts outside.'

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Barney: 'I am so sorry, Cornelius. You deserve a better end than this.'
Lily: 'You got ketchup on a red tie, you can't even see it!'
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