Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 7)
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Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)



How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quote by Quinn Garvey from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Barney: 'The Disappearing Salami... Mr. Flanagan's wife shot him before he could ever tell me what the trick was.'
Quinn: 'Yeah, that guy was banging your mom!'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Destined? Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, Ted? Isn't it time to make your own destiny?

Quote by Quinn Garvey from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24 (Series quote)

I hired a decorator and I asked him: 'What would the inside of Tinkerbell's vagina look like?'
And the kid just ran with it!
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Victoria was great.'
Robin: 'Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass.'
Ted: 'You mean you?'
Robin: 'Thank you!'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

This guy he's done everything right. He's been loving and devoted since he was 18 years old. There are only a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

We're going to Buffalo... and I've seen women from there; the city's aptly named.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Kids, sometimes the universe sends exactly what you ask for. Other times... it sends Lily's dad.

Quote by Dr. Sonya from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

The baby slide right out, huh? It's like a 'whoosh', like a waterslide. [Lily screaming] Slightly painful waterslide.

Quote by Dr. Sonya from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

If you don't push, I will shove that baby up your throat and pull it out of your mouth!

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Uh, the time Lily went into labor!'
Lily: 'That's now!'
Ted: 'Sorry, I'm running out of stories.'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Robin: 'That was not cool, Ted.'
Lily: 'Contraction!'
Robin: 'That wasn't cool, Ted?'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Oh, we're busting apple bags? I can bust apple bags.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Let me choose your child's middle name! Because I have thought up the most awesome name of all time.'
Marshall: 'What's the middle name?'
Barney: 'Wait for it.'
Marshall: 'I'm waiting.'
Barney: 'Wait for it.'
Marshall: 'I said I'm waiting.'
Barney: 'Wait for it.'
Marshall: 'What's the middle name?'
Barney: 'No, the middle name is 'Wait For It'. Let's say his first name is, oh, I don't know, 'Barney'. He'd be Barney 'Wait For It' Eriksen. How awesome is that?'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

When I was 13, my father caught me kissing a boy, so he sent me to our family's ranch for foaling season. Once you see a baby horse erupt through that birth canal, you stop even touching yourself!

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Oh, come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean.
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Baby, can we grow sandwiches behind the garage?

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Looks like somebody suffered from premature slapulation.

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 10 (Series quote)

I think my soul just threw up a little bit.

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 22 (Series quote)

When Barney overhears that Ted and Robin have a secret to reveal at the wedding reception, he begins to guess what it might be.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Barney: 'How's the single life?'
Ted: 'I wouldn't know. After this whole Robin thing, I'm laying low.'
Barney: 'Laying low as in sleeping with a really short chick? You guys doing thirty-nine?'
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