Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 8)
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Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)



How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

I know our relationship isn't exactly what you want it to be. And I know I may not love you the way you love me, but I DO love you. Isn't that worth hanging on to?
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Excuse me, miss. When you get a chance, could you bring over a hundred shots of tequila please?'
Barney: 'I'll have the same.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

You give me one hour of phone-free bro time, during which we, and by we I mean you, get magnificently, mythologically drunk. I'm talking needing-subtitles-when-you-speak drunk.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Quinn: 'What is an executive strategy coordinator?'
Barney: 'It's three corporate-sounding words which, when added together, equal a fake job for which you get a real paycheck.'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Barney: 'I scoured the dating sites, using my own personal logarithms, factoring in a broad spectrum of variables, filtering out undesirable high-risk negatives, guaranteeing a success-rate of eighty-thr...'
Ted: '...you picked the girls that showed the most boob.'
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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Ted it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21 (Series quote)

Barney: 'I'm dating a stripper.'
Ted: 'Yes, I've seen your bus ad.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21 (Series quote)

From here on in, every single night of our lives will be a night, we'll never forget. Starting tonight!
- The night we started a Mariachi Band!
- The night we ate everything on the menu!
- The night we brought a horse into the bar!
- The night we bungee-jumped off the Statue of Liberty!
- The night we stole a mummy from the Natural History Museum!
- The night we partied with the mole people
- The night we tracked down Phil Collins, became best friends with him, and talked him into reuniting with Peter Gabriel, and then we got to sing back-up on the new Genesis album and it was awesome!
- The night we stole a camel!
- The night you got locked out in your pajamas and Robin landed a freakin' helicopter and there's still time to reunite Genesis!
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Lily dream-banged someone we know.'
Barney: 'Okay, you caught me vermilion-handed. The truth is, I've spent the last five years trying to inception your wife.'
Marshall: 'That movie only came out two years ago.'
Barney: 'What movie?'
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'All pregnant ladies have crazy sex dreams. It's just her hormones going berserk.'
Barney: 'So who's responsible for her rapid thigh movement this time?'
Ted: 'Oh, my favorite was when she banged George Washington.'
Barney: 'I liked the three-way with Bill Cosby and Papa Smurf.'
Ted: 'Oh, he smurfed the smurf out of her.'
Marshall: 'Yes, while The Cos smurfed off in the corner - we all remember.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21 (Series quote)

People make fun of the guy who stays at home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy is a genius.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21 (Series quote)

Every night can't be legendary. If all nights are legendary, no nights are legendary!

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother (Series quote)

If there was any shame in a dude getting a pedicure I don't think there would've been a feature about it in Details magazine.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother (Series quote)

Ted, every little boy wants to grow up to nail the doctor, or the lawyer. Somebody's gotta nail the receptionist.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith in the idea that my life would be better in three years. And what's funny is, three years from that moment, my life was amazing.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20 (Series quote)

For the first time in my life, I don't want to find myself in three years with some random girl. No matter how many boobs she has.
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Robin: 'Barney, I am not ready for them to find out about us.'
Barney: 'Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy. Don't worry, it's only 382 minutes.'
Robin: 'Nerd!'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Back boobs! The visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style... patent pending.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20 (Series quote)

I'm KFC baby - you don't mess with the Colonel's recipe!
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Every three years we sit down and Tril' it up big time, agreed?'
Marshall: 'Agreed-o!'
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