Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 9)
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Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)



How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Dude, if we fail this econ final, for the rest of our lives we're not gonna be able to... we won't know how to... do you even know what 'econ' is?'
Ted: 'No idea. We're screwed.'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Here are a few fun facts about Long Island... Number 1: It's Brooklyn's fart-trail.
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Usually after a sandwich, I feel paranoid, but I'm not. WHY AM I NOT BEING PARANOID??

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Fine I'll fill her in and I am so angry I am not even goin' to make a joke about 'filling her in'... which I did three times last night. Self-five!
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Luckily, you are friends with a former Boy Scout and a Boy Scout is always what?'
Robin: 'Unpopular?'
Lily: 'Beaten up?'
Barney: 'Going to the movies with his mom?'
Ted: 'A Boy Scout is always prepared...'
Robin: '...prepared to spend lunch in his locker?'
Marshall: '...prepared to die a virgin?'
Barney: '...prepared to paint his sister's nails?'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 18 (Series quote)

Ted: 'In a city of eight million people, you happened to walk into the club where she works? Maybe it's destiny.'
Barney: 'No, Destiny strips at 'The Melon Patch'. They're people, Ted. Try to keep them straight!'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Which meant for the first time in years, the world was wide open. Because kids, when a door closes... well, you know the rest.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Kids, sometimes you realize, the journey you've been taking has reached its final stop. So, the question becomes: Where do you go next?
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Damn it, Ted! I was about to drop some sweet word play about logarithms and getting into a rhythm with my log.
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Quote by Kevin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Kevin: 'Well, it's a close one. Lily made 14 awkward references to marriage and Marshall made an even 60.'
Robin: 'I'm so sorry, Kevin.'
Kevin: 'It's okay. I'm gonna go to bed, but you guys think tomorrow we can stop with all the marriage talk?'
Lily: 'I do.'
Marshall: 'I do.'
Kevin: 'That's a half a point each.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Oh, screw 'The One'!'
Barney: 'What?'
Ted: 'Every date I've been on lately has been brutal. Last week, I went out with a girl whose favorite band was Glee. Plus, it's almost Valentine's Day and I'm alone without anything close to a girlfriend. So... all aboard!'
Barney: 'I have never been more proud of you.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16 (Series quote)

It's 'The Little Engine with Wood', 'The Whore-ient Express', 'The Long Island Tail Road'!
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Lily: 'Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everybody else.'
Marshall: 'It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.'
Barney: 'Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night.'
Kevin: 'Wow! It was small, but I think I felt something.'
Robin: 'Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night.'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 15 (Series quote)

Ted: 'You know Robin? Been thinking about it. Guess it's kind of nice you're such a bad-ass.'
Robin: 'It's pretty bad-ass you're so nice, Ted.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 15 (Series quote)

Robin: 'She was gonna get the last kugel.'
Ted: 'She was 90 years old. It was probably gonna be her last kugel.'

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 15 (Series quote)

Robin: 'Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.'
Ted: 'You called her a whore!'
Robin: 'Who wears that much make up?'
Ted: 'Old ladies!'
Robin: 'Who take money for sex, exactly!'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Would the five of us always live within a few minutes of that booth? No, that's life, kids, but here's what I discovered: Our booth was wherever the five of us were together.

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Lily, I think we made a mistake moving out to the suburbs. I miss our home. I miss our booth with our friends. And I'm pretty sure I have a drumstick... somewhere bad.

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'The last time I lived this far from him, was my semester abroad.'
Lily: 'You never did a semester abroad?'
Marshall: 'That's what I called it, when we lived on opposite sides of the campus.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Yes! Tonight is gonna be Legen... wait, are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut up, Lily! I'm in charge now... Dary!
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