Quotes by Jesse Pinkman
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Quotes by Jesse Pinkman


Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Walter: 'First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs.'
Jesse: 'I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us.'
Walter: 'The Crystal Ship?'
Jesse: 'Yeah, that's what I called it.'
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Yeah Bitch, Magnets!
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 8 (Series quote)

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Can you walk? Then get the fuck outta here and never come back.
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Last I asked for your help, you said, 'I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert.'
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Jesse: 'Tell this asshole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way.'
Mexican Cook: 'I speak English.'
Jesse: 'So you understand what asshole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, asshole.'
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches ’cause I love hot dogs.

Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

What’s the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.

Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

I’m a blowfish! BLOWFISH! Yeeeah blowfishing this up!
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… bitch!
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

Gatorade me bitch!
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

Possum. Big, freaky, lookin’ bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin’ up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he’s irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?

Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

Walt: 'What one particular element comes to mind hm?!'
Jesse: 'Aaaaaah a wire!'
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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

Jesse: 'Yo, I get I shouldn’t call, but I’m in a situation over here, and I need my money.'
Walter: 'I just gave you $600.'
Jesse: 'Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?'

Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

Walt: 'So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?'
Jesse: 'To who? What do I look like? Scarface?'
Walt: 'This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today.'
Jesse: 'You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin’ dope.'

Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

Jesse: 'Whoa whoa. No, this is not my fault, alright? The buzzer didn’t buzz.'
Walter: 'The WHAT?'
Jesse: 'The buzzer! The buzzer that buzzes when you put the keys in. To like let you know that the battery’s on. I know that! It didn’t buzz. Look, I didn’t turn the key or anything, alright? I’m not stupid. Did you hear the buzzer buzz? I did not… It’s faulty, it’s a faulty mechanism.'

Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.

Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 2 Episode 12 (Series quote)

Jane: 'Do you know what this is?”
Jesse: 'It’s a whole lot of cheddar.”
Jane: 'This is freedom. This is saying, 'I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody.” What do you want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?'
Jesse: 'Is New Zealand part of Australia?”
Jane: 'New Zealand is New Zealand.”
Jesse: 'Right on. New Zealand. That’s where they made 'Lord of the Rings”. I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot.'

Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad (Series quote)

Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!
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