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Quotes by Marshall Eriksen

How I Met Your Mother ist eine Kult-Serie aus den USA.
Die Sprüche und Zitate, welche sich von den Hauptfiguren Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin und Marshall Eriksen gegenseitig zugespielt werden, machen die Serie legendär.

Auch hinsichtlich der gerade laufenden siebten Staffel von How I Met Your Mother kann man sich über ein Feuerwerk an Gags und Sprüchen freuen.

How I Met Your Mother Sprüche und Zitate

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Robin, I need you to delete the last text that Lily got before she sees it.'
Robin: 'Bro, it's my wedding weekend. Just because
you didn't know better than to take a naked selfie while you were in the coldest part of the country...'
Marshall: '...first, I'm an Eriksen. Cold has a plumping effect.'

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Barney: 'I was having such a good time greasing 12-year-olds.'
Ted: 'LaserTag.'
Marshall: 'Helpful. Continue.'

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 2 (Series quote)

I'm from Minnesota, where there's plenty hot-dogs for everyone. Perhaps even too many...

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Lily: 'Okay, stop! Every time he lands, that chair farts out ten-year-old Dorito dust.'
Marshall: 'Yeah, it's the chair...'

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Italy doesn't need something that is wrinkled, red and leaky, and smells like booze and narcotics. They've already got former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 13 (Series quote)

You're gonna get endless requests to play some game, that has something to do with gangsters and farming!

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt.'
Ted: 'Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids.'
Marshall: 'Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!'
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Ted: 'How was your day?'
Lily: 'Good, although I think I just saw a woman with a full-beard outside.'
[..]
Marshall: 'I think I just saw a guy with breasts outside.'

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8 (Series quote)

The biggest case of my life and I'd already lost the jury. I mean, I've heard of 'Twelve Angry Men', but this was more like 'Twelve Horny Women'.

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8 (Series quote)

When you do one good deed, it creates a ripple effect. One good deed leads to another and another.

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7 (Series quote)

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Robin: 'Can you guys keep a secret?'
Lily: 'Yeah.'
Marshall: 'Well, some of us can...'
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 4 (Series quote)

It is so nice to be out in the fresh air. You smell that? That's the smell of urine that isn't Marvin's.

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Ted: 'The road to this day has had a few twists and turns, hasn't it?'
Marshall: 'Yeah... just a few. In a weird way, it all makes sense though, doesn't it?'

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Baby, can we grow sandwiches behind the garage?

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Looks like somebody suffered from premature slapulation.

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Excuse me, miss. When you get a chance, could you bring over a hundred shots of tequila please?'
Barney: 'I'll have the same.'
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'All pregnant ladies have crazy sex dreams. It's just her hormones going berserk.'
Barney: 'So who's responsible for her rapid thigh movement this time?'
Ted: 'Oh, my favorite was when she banged George Washington.'
Barney: 'I liked the three-way with Bill Cosby and Papa Smurf.'
Ted: 'Oh, he smurfed the smurf out of her.'
Marshall: 'Yes, while The Cos smurfed off in the corner - we all remember.'

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Every three years we sit down and Tril' it up big time, agreed?'
Marshall: 'Agreed-o!'

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Usually after a sandwich, I feel paranoid, but I'm not. WHY AM I NOT BEING PARANOID??
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