Marshall: 'The last time I lived this far from him, was my semester abroad.'
Lily: 'You never did a semester abroad?'
Marshall: 'That's what I called it, when we lived on opposite sides of the campus.'
Ted: 'Robin, this show is so dirty, I don't know whether to hug you, or run a shower for you, so you can sit there alone, crying and clenching your knees.' Robin: 'It's just bad camera work, okay? Wayne, our camera guy - he wasn't that great.' Marshall: 'I don't know. I think he did a pretty good job, considering he was probably only using one hand.'
I'm a good boyfriend in my sleep. I can rock a killer foot rub with one hand and brew a kick-ass pot of chamomile in the other, that would make you weep. Hell, I've forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you'll ever know, but: thanks for your concern, rook!
Marshall: 'The broken windows?' Lily: 'We had to make it look realistic.' Marshall: 'But why did you break two of them?' Robin: 'It looked like fun when she did it, so I wanted to try.' Marshall: 'I can't believe this whole time it was you guys; I've been blaming Really Tan Dancing Leotard guy.'
Lily: 'That's Dirty Dancing!' Ted: 'It was on last night.' Marshall: 'No, it was two nights ago. 'She's Like the Wind' has been stuck in my brain for about 40 hours. I just got it out; now it's back in. Damn you, Swayze!'