Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 2 (Series quote)
Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.
Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 2 (Series quote)
Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.