Quotes by Peter Griffin

Quotes by Peter Griffin


Peter Griffin is the main character of the US-animation series Family Guy. The family's father, Peter Griffin, is spoken by Seth MacFarlane - the inventor of Family Guy.

Peter Griffin is a fat, Irish-American worker, whose quotes show mainly one thing; that he's pretty dumb.

Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 2 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Lois: 'You're drunk again!'
Peter: 'No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.'
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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 2 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Lois: 'Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!'
Peter: 'That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!'

Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 1 Episode 3 (Series quote)

Chris, this is a big day for you. Today you become the man of the house, because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.

Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy (Series quote)

I've got an idea. An idea so smart that my head would explode, if I even began to know what I'm talking about.

Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Lois: 'Why should I get my tubes tied? You should get a vasectomy!'
Peter: 'First, I don't know what that is. And two, no freakin' way.'

Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Lois: 'I think I'm pregnant.'
Peter: 'Oh, are you sure it's yours?'

Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Lois, men aren't fat. Only fat women are fat.

Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Boy, fat sex is the best sex we've ever had! Last night there were so many boobs I didn't know who's boobs I was grabbin'.

Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Peter: 'I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...'
Brian: 'Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.'
Peter: '...Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...'
Brian: 'That's Street Fighters!'
Peter: '...red, blue, green...'
Brian: 'Those are colors!'

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