Quotes by Robin Scherbatsky
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Quotes by Robin Scherbatsky



Robin Scherbatsky is one of the five main characters of the tv-series How I Met Your Mother and well-known for her confidence and her quotes. Robin Scherbatsky is played by Cobie Smulders. Cobie Smulders, aswell as Robin Scherbatsky are Canadians, which several jokes throughout How I Met Your Mother are made about.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Lily: 'Thank God, it's been a hundred years since Mosby scored a dame.'
Marshall: 'The last time he saw boobies was the screen-test scene in 'Fame'.'
Robin: 'The last girl he dated, I think 'Righty' was her name.'

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Lily: 'Just be yourself. Say something nice.'
Robin: 'Which one? I can't do both.'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4 (Series quote)

My metabolism is all messed up. See, I can moose down a pint of fudge ripple for a midnight snack and wake up having lost weight. Well, everywhere except for my boobs. So annoying.
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Robin: 'This locket was my grandma's, she kept it hidden in her butt all through world war II.'
Lily: 'What? Where was she?'
Robin: 'Winnipeg. Come on, Lily, that is a joke.'

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit.'
Robin: 'Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?'
Marshall: 'Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts.'
Robin: 'Yeah, I don't speak virgin either.'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Robin: 'We're like sisters.'
Ted: 'You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her.'
Robin: 'Sisters fight, Ted!'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Robin: 'He has a book of plays he uses to trick women into sleeping with him.'
Patrice: 'Oh, no way. Barney's my honey bear.'
Robin: 'Actually, one of his plays is called 'The Honey Bear'. He dresses up like Winnie the Pooh, and the next thing you know, his hand's stuck in your pot.'

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'I was once with this chick, who liked to do hand stuff underneath a jacket, while we were all sitting around our favorite booth at MacLaren's.'
Ted: 'Gross.'
Robin: 'We share appetizers!'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 18 (Series quote)

By 'entertainment' they mean 'table-shuffle-board', Makramee classes and other non-stimulating activities which are only used in Manhatten to calm down drug-addicts and the criminaly insane.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Want to know what I looked like at age 15? There it is.'
Robin: 'I don't get it, that guy wasn't masturbating.'
Barney: 'Yeah, and the waistband of his undies wasn't pulled up to his Cub Scouts neckerchief.'

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7 (Series quote)

B-Dawg, Barn Door, Stinson-natti, Bro-hio! Talk to me, how's it hangin'?

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Before you know it, you'll be marrying a man who once ate a vanilla-scented candle!'
Robin: 'That was on me. I shouldn't have left it in the kitchen. Though, it was lit. Man, he dumb.'

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 5 (Series quote)

It's not what you think, he just wants to have sex. Kidding. Just a little hand stuff. Ha, kidding again. Ted's more of a boob man. I seriously can't stop.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Barney: 'I love how she was this wise, old, chilled out, lesbian farmer.'
Robin: 'No, no, no. She's not a lesbian, nor does she farm them. No, that woman she lives with, that's just her special friend Maureen. They've lived together for... Oh!'

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Judging from how many clients that hooker has serviced, I'd say we've been here almost an hour.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 13 (Series quote)

Run the montage of people who died this year until I get back and add Sandy, because when I find him, I'm gonna kill him.
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Canada sucks.'
Robin: 'Okay, well, you're one-quarter Canadian, so by that logic you one-quarter suck!'
Barney: 'I'm 100% awesome and you know it!'
Robin: 'Yeah, I do.'
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Destined? Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, Ted? Isn't it time to make your own destiny?

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Victoria was great.'
Robin: 'Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass.'
Ted: 'You mean you?'
Robin: 'Thank you!'
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