Series quotes from Scrubs (Page 3)
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Series quotes from Scrubs


Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 12 (Series quote)

Because even if it breaks your heart to be 'just friends'... if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.

Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.
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Quote by Christopher Turk from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 14 (Series quote)

I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a lineup.
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 6 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Lemme see if I can make this real clear for you: If this hospital were a human body, you'd be the appendix, because at one time you served some function, but it was so long ago nobody's quite sure what that was anymore.
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Dr. Cox: 'I hate you. You suck.'
Elliot: 'I know, but I've been trying harder.'
Dr. Cox: 'Barbie? Talking to the computer, but nice self esteem.'
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 8 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Saying someone is the best surgeon, is like saying someone is the smartest cast member of 'The Hills'.
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak, or do you find you drift in and out?
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Quote by Christopher Turk from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 8 (Series quote)

This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced 'an-al-ge-sic', not 'anal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 18 (Series quote)

Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.

Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Did you actually just page me to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner? It's regular-strength tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 4 (Series quote)

I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.
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Quote by Christopher Turk from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Carla: 'Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?'
Turk: 'I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?'
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 11 (Series quote)

I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 10 (Series quote)

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.
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