Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park
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Quote by Randy Marsh from South Park in Season 15 Episode 11 (Series quote)

A blowjob isn't with your mouth, it's with your heart. Now get on your knees and put that heart to work.
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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 15 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Gerald Broflovski: 'Well that does it, I'm going to the police!'
Stan: 'For what?'
Gerald Broflovski: 'To find out where Apple is keeping my son.'
Stan: 'Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 14 Episode 10 (Series quote)

When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.
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Quote by Randy Marsh from South Park in Season 14 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Randy: 'Can't you see that if we fall to New Jersey, California is next?'
Schwarzenegger: 'No, because Utah is between Colorado and California.'
Randy: 'Fine. Well, when Utah gets taken over by New Jersey, then who's next?'
Schwarzenegger: 'Nevada.'
Randy: 'Oh really? Okay Mr. 'I'm Awesome at Geography'!'
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Quote by from South Park in Season 14 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Towelie had a girlfriend he really liked. Then she got pregnant and had a little wash cloth.
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 14 Episode 4 (Series quote)

[Playing Chatroulette with Kyle] This is the way the world works, if you want to find some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks fist.

Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 14 Episode 3 (Series quote)

Is that something I'd want to do? Is the Pope Catholic and making the world safe for pedophiles?

Quote by Butters Stotch from South Park in Season 14 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Mr. Stotch: 'Butters, away from the window, you're being grounded.'
Butters: 'Sorry dad. I was just being the voice of a generation.'

Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 15 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season Season 13 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Stan: 'Dude,it actually wasn't a dolphin and a whale who bombed hiroshima, it was the...'
Cartman: 'Dude, they won't rest until whoever is responsible is completely wiped out!'
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Quote by Butters Stotch from South Park in Season 13 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Stan: 'Rings that say they not gonna have sex or doing anything naughty anymore.'
Butters: 'A ring that says you'll be together but not have sex... isn't that called the wedding ring?'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 13 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman.
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 12 Episode 13 (Series quote)

Cartman: 'Went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine turned on.'
Stan: 'You didn't die?'
Cartman: 'Freakin' hybrids, man. They just don't do the trick anymore.'
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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 11 Episode 12 (Series quote)

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 11 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Terrorist: 'America had other enemies before the Muslims, you know? Who is America's oldest enemy?'
Cartman: 'The Russians?'
Terrorist: 'Before that!'
Cartman: 'The Germans?'
Terrorist: 'Before that.'
Cartman: 'The Germans again?'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 9 Episode 11 (Series quote)

The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!
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Quote by from South Park in Season 7 Episode 14 (Series quote)

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 6 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Cartman: 'Have you seen this trick? When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water, and when you put their hand in it...'
Stan: 'And then what?'
Cartman: '...and then you pee on them!'
Kyle: 'No, dude! You're supposed to put their hand in warm water to make THEM pee!'
Cartman: 'Really? Oh well.'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 6 Episode 1 (Series quote)

I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!
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Quote by Mayor McDaniels from South Park in Season 2 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Officer Barbrady, let's pretend for one second that we had a competent law enforcement officer in this town. What would he do?
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