Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park (Page 2)
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Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park


Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 1 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Cartman: 'I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.'
Stan: 'Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.'

Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 1 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 9 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Stan: 'I know what did cause the flood.'
Kyle: 'George Bush?'
Stan: 'No!'
Kyle: 'Terrorists?'
Stan: 'No!'
Kyle: 'Communists?'
Stan: 'Nein!'
Kyle: 'Chinese radicals'
Stan: 'Nein!'
Kyle: 'Cartman?'
Stan: 'Sort of...'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 7 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Stan: 'Dude, I wonder where Kyle is.'
Cartman: 'Maybe he caught a disease and died, that'd be so awesome.'
Stan: 'Dude that's not funny, you shouldn't joke about that.'
Cartman: 'Who's joking?'
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Quote by Mr. Garrison from South Park in Season 7 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Mr. Garrison: 'Then maybe you can tell me who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early sixties.'
Eric Cartman: 'A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods?'
Mr. Garrison: 'Right, but who was the fattest oldest skank on her period?'
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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 7 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Teacher: 'You think art is not important?'
Stan: 'Well, art is just kinda for gaywads.'
Butters: 'I love our class!'
Stan: 'See?!'
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Quote by Chef from South Park in Season 6 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Chefkoch: 'Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him.'
Stan: 'Marry him?'
Chefkoch: 'It definitely worked for every woman i ever met.'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 5 Episode 2 (Series quote)

What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 5 Episode 1 (Series quote)

But, years from now, when you're old and have children of your own, what would you give to come back and fight this one day? This one day, where you could have made a difference. Where you could've told Scott Tenorman: 'You may take our pride, but you will never take my god damn $16.12!'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 4 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Stan: 'Dude, we don't have any musical talent.'
Cartman: 'That didn't stop any of the other boy bands, dumbass!'
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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 3 Episode 13 (Series quote)

Mr. Garrison: 'Oh, for Pete's sake! What've you bastards done now?!'
Cartman: 'Hey! That was Kyle that went number two in urinal!'
Kyle: 'No, it wasn't, fatass... I saw you do it!'

Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 3 Episode 17 (Series quote)

We're trying to find the Brown Noise, it's this one pitch, this certain frequency, that makes people loose bowel control.
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Quote by Chef from South Park in Season 2 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Chefkoch: 'Why 'oh oh'?'
Gerald Brovlovski: 'Chef, that's Johnny Cochran. He's the one that got O.J. off.'
Chefkoch: 'Oh oh...'

Quote by Officer Barbrady from South Park in Season 2 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Officer Barbrady: 'Well just as soon as I handle all the other crime in South Park, I'm gonna go with you to the planetarium, so I can prove that nothing's wrong.'
Stan: 'What other crime in South Park?'
Officer Barbrady: 'Oh yeah... let's go.'

Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 2 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Stuart McCormick: 'We don't have a Nintendo, we got a calico-vision plugged into the black and white TV.'
Kyle: 'Oh my god, this is like a third world country.'

Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 2 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Kyle: 'It's Mr. Hanky! I think he's in some kind of trouble.'
Stan: 'Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?'

Quote by Uncle Jimbo from South Park in Season 2 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way.

Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 2 Episode 8 (Series quote)

A summer without fireworks sucks ass.

Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 2 Episode 8 (Series quote)

If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack, and blow your balls all over your pants!
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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park in Season 2 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Kyle: 'Scary monsters don't eat big, fat, smelly bitches.'
Mrs. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Kyle: 'I said, Larry King won't grant me 3 wishes!'
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