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Quotes by Ted Mosby

How I Met Your Mother ist eine Kult-Serie aus den USA.
Die Sprüche und Zitate, welche sich von den Hauptfiguren Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin und Marshall Eriksen gegenseitig zugespielt werden, machen die Serie legendär.

Auch hinsichtlich der gerade laufenden siebten Staffel von How I Met Your Mother kann man sich über ein Feuerwerk an Gags und Sprüchen freuen.

How I Met Your Mother Sprüche und Zitate

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Let's hit a motel, jam in a quickie and get you back to your wedding.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Kids, sometimes the universe sends exactly what you ask for. Other times... it sends Lily's dad.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Uh, the time Lily went into labor!'
Lily: 'That's now!'
Ted: 'Sorry, I'm running out of stories.'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Barney: 'I scoured the dating sites, using my own personal logarithms, factoring in a broad spectrum of variables, filtering out undesirable high-risk negatives, guaranteeing a success-rate of eighty-thr...'
Ted: '...you picked the girls that showed the most boob.'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21 (Series quote)

Barney: 'I'm dating a stripper.'
Ted: 'Yes, I've seen your bus ad.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21 (Series quote)

People make fun of the guy who stays at home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy is a genius.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21 (Series quote)

Every night can't be legendary. If all nights are legendary, no nights are legendary!

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith in the idea that my life would be better in three years. And what's funny is, three years from that moment, my life was amazing.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Dude, if we fail this econ final, for the rest of our lives we're not gonna be able to... we won't know how to... do you even know what 'econ' is?'
Ted: 'No idea. We're screwed.'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Luckily, you are friends with a former Boy Scout and a Boy Scout is always what?'
Robin: 'Unpopular?'
Lily: 'Beaten up?'
Barney: 'Going to the movies with his mom?'
Ted: 'A Boy Scout is always prepared...'
Robin: '...prepared to spend lunch in his locker?'
Marshall: '...prepared to die a virgin?'
Barney: '...prepared to paint his sister's nails?'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Which meant for the first time in years, the world was wide open. Because kids, when a door closes... well, you know the rest.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Kids, sometimes you realize, the journey you've been taking has reached its final stop. So, the question becomes: Where do you go next?
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 15 (Series quote)

Robin: 'She was gonna get the last kugel.'
Ted: 'She was 90 years old. It was probably gonna be her last kugel.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Would the five of us always live within a few minutes of that booth? No, that's life, kids, but here's what I discovered: Our booth was wherever the five of us were together.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Hey look, it's the New York City skyline.
We built Chip City... we built Chip City on all your dough!
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 13 (Series quote)

Ted: 'I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.'
Robin: 'Oh, God. Tell me those aren't the names of your fists.'
Ted: 'They're my feet. I'm actually more of a kicker.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Ted: 'You name a chubby white kid LeBron and he's the one getting stuffed in the basketball hoop.'
Marshall: 'Then I'm also crossing off Shaquille, Hakeem and Dikembe.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Barney: 'I cannot stop staring at that girl's face.'
Ted: 'Face, huh? That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet.'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 3 (Series quote)

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Whoa, Ted, that thing you're packing is way too big to fit in that box.'
Ted: 'Yeah, that's what your mom said.'
Barney: 'How dare you?'
Ted: 'No, she actually said that.'
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