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Quotes by Ted Mosby

How I Met Your Mother ist eine Kult-Serie aus den USA.
Die Sprüche und Zitate, welche sich von den Hauptfiguren Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin und Marshall Eriksen gegenseitig zugespielt werden, machen die Serie legendär.

Auch hinsichtlich der gerade laufenden siebten Staffel von How I Met Your Mother kann man sich über ein Feuerwerk an Gags und Sprüchen freuen.

How I Met Your Mother Sprüche und Zitate

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Robin, if you asked a hundred people: 'Who's the worst person you could possibly date?' They'd all say 'your therapist', except the ones saying 'Barney'.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 24 (Series quote)

Career has been trouncing romance for years. It's like the Globetrotters versus the Generals: Career's sinking hook shots from half court, romance is just a bunch of slow white guys, who couldn't make it in the Italian league.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Clint: 'Ted, your mother is a very, very erotic woman.'
Ted: 'Please don't.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don't make any sense at all.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Ted: 'You always kept your toothbrush in the bedroom. Also weird, by the way.'
Lily: 'No. We kept it in the bathroom.'
Ted: 'No, there was only one toothbrush in the bathroom, and it was mine...'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Even if I meet the girl of my dreams right the second, I'm still one night and nine months away, from having a family on my own. And that's assuming the mother of my childern is just a huge slut.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 4 (Series quote)

We've always been a trio! We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred. Romeo and Juliet and the apothecary. Salt and pepper and cumin.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup. But that's when we discover who we really are and what we really want.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 3 (Series quote)

When you date someone, it's like you're taking one long course in who that person is and then, when you break up, all that stuff becomes useless. It's the emotional equivalent of an English degree...

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 18 (Series quote)

I've got to find a way to introduce some wood into Bilson's dark atrium. I think you know what I meant.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 12 (Series quote)

One minute we're just laying into each other, and then the next minute... well, same thing.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Kids, morals usually come at the end of stories, but this one is so important, I'm gonna tell you now. Don't ever, ever invite an ex to your wedding.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Stella's sister: 'I'm a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me, that says eating animals is murder. But I guess I'm just not as strong as you are.'
Ted: 'That's 'cause you need protein. I'll have the lamb.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 18 (Series quote)

Stella: 'Ted, you're staring at my breasts.'
Ted: 'In fairness... they were staring at me.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 11 (Series quote)

This is New York City, don't get close to the neighbours. You nod at them politely in the hall, you call the cops if you haven't seen them in a while and you smell something funny and that's it!

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 7 (Series quote)

I appreciate your help, but there's a reason your name is 'Robin', not 'Batman'.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Neither of you guys has any game, right? Or else you'd be married. Like me. If dating is the game, then marriage is winning the game.'
Ted: 'Yeah, if you're playing in the women's league!'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Barney: 'You can't spell 'game' without 'me' and 'me' has the best game.'
Ted: 'Yeah well, I got so much game,
I'm Cornish game hen.'
Barney: 'Oh, yeah? I'm the New York State
gaming commissioner.'
Ted: 'Well, I'm The Game. Well-crafted, keep-you-guessing thriller starring
Michael Douglas and Sean Penn.'
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Kids, you can't talk yourself into falling in love. It doesn't take days of deliberation. When it's real, you know pretty quickly and with absolute certainty.
I had forgotten that, but I was about to be reminded...

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 2 (Series quote)

I don't wanna be choosing between two girls, I wanna be a complete head over heels idiot for one!
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