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Quotes by Ted Mosby

How I Met Your Mother ist eine Kult-Serie aus den USA.
Die Sprüche und Zitate, welche sich von den Hauptfiguren Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin und Marshall Eriksen gegenseitig zugespielt werden, machen die Serie legendär.

Auch hinsichtlich der gerade laufenden siebten Staffel von How I Met Your Mother kann man sich über ein Feuerwerk an Gags und Sprüchen freuen.

How I Met Your Mother Sprüche und Zitate

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Marshall really took a two-flusher on that one!

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Your car's gonna be fine, this is the best auto-shop around. Look at this certificate, one of the mechanics here...
[reads the certificate]
...finished a 64 ounce steak.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Ted: 'I thought you said you got rid of everything your ex-boyfriends gave you?'
Robin: 'Well yeah, but not my dogs.'
Ted: 'You said everything.'
Robin: 'But not living things.'
Ted: 'Tell that to the rare bolivian cactus i threw away!'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Because sometimes, even when you know how something's gonna end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Robin: 'You mean the whiny, bottomless pit of neediness? He was bugging me so I spiked his echinacea tea with codeine.'
Ted: 'You would be a great mom.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Ted: '[to Marshall, lying next to him] Marshall, are you still thinking about Lily?'
Marshall: 'Yeah.'
Ted: 'Please stop!'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 18 (Series quote)

Well, Amanda is going to make Lily a cake, she's a chef! We met when I was at a restaurant last week and I sent some soup back. Luckily she's got such pretty hair I didn't mind eating a little bit of it.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Have you been arrested in a mall?
Dumped in a mall?
Turned out you're Canadian in a mall?

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 3 (Series quote)

When I have kids, and I tell them how I met their mother, I'm gonna tell them everything. The whole damn story.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 3 (Series quote)

Stacey, six kids in five years! The woman's basically a ride to the waterpark.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 3 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Ted, it's a well-known statistic, that 83% of people, married longer than 6 months, are saving someone on the side.'
Ted: 'Do you know that when you make up a statistic, you always use 83% ?'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Because were baseball, strippers and guns can't help, the only thing that can really heal a broken heart, is time.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 8 (Series quote)

I never wanted any of it to change, but that's not how life works.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 22 (Series quote)

When I rode home the next morning, the city looked the same. The people looked the same. It all looked the same. But it wasn't. In just one night, everything had changed.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 22 (Series quote)

Ted: 'What do you say?'
Robin: 'Yes! No! I don't know...'
Ted: 'Those are the three options.'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 21 (Series quote)

Lily: 'Swear on the lifes of your unborn boy and girl!'
Ted: 'I swear on Luke and Leia!'

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14 (Series quote)

The beauty of a moment, is that it's fleeting.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14 (Series quote)

I don't feel so good. It's like my testicals mixed poprocks and soda.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14 (Series quote)

When you meet someone special, suddenly life is full of firsts: The first kiss, the first night together, the first weekend together.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Yes Barney, your submissions were recieved and no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants.
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