Series quotes from The Big Bang Theory
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Series quotes from The Big Bang Theory




Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 3 Episode 22 (Series quote)

This seat is ideally located both in relation to the heat source in the winter and a cross breeze in the summer. It also faces the television at a direct angle allowing me to immerse myself in entertainment or game play without being subjected to conversation. As a result, I've placed it in a state of eternal dibs.
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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 4 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Leonard: 'I can't believe you've never seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'.'
Penny: 'And I can't believe you've never read 'Eat, Pray, Love'.'
Leonard: 'When she comes out with 'Eat, Pray, Run away from a giant boulder', I'll read it.'
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Quote by Bernadette Rostenkowski from The Big Bang Theory (Series quote)

Gosh, Amy, I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 5 Episode 7 (Series quote)

'See you in hell Sheldon'? The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma!
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 5 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Rajesh: 'I don't know if I want to play anymore.'
Sheldon: 'Because you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble.'
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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 4 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Sheldon: 'At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?'
Leonard: 'At the hands of your roommate?'
Sheldon: 'An accident.'
Leonard: 'That's how I'm going to make it look.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 4 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Sheldon: 'I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.'
Penny: 'Oh God!'
Sheldon: 'Yes, exactly.'
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Quote by Rajesh Koothrappali from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Raj: 'Hey, look, I found an iPod!'
Howard: 'Smashed beyond repair - what are you going to do with it?'
Raj: 'What else? Sell it on ebay as 'slightly used'.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Leonard: 'I don't think I can go out with her tonight.'
Sheldon: 'Then don't.'
Leonard: 'Other people would say, 'Why not?''
Sheldon: 'Other people might be interested.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Penny: 'Leonard isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.'
Sheldon: 'Leonard isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with.'
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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Penny: 'Yes, I will go out with you.'
Leonard: 'Really?'
Penny: 'Yeah. Why not? I mean, what do I have to lose?'
Leonard: 'Yeah. That's the spirit!'
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Quote by Rajesh Koothrappali from The Big Bang Theory in Season 5 Episode 1 (Series quote)

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles
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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 20 (Series quote)

Penny: 'What a cute, little store... everybody's staring at me?'
Leonard: 'Don't worry, they're more scared of you, than you are of them.'
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Quote by Penny from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 19 (Series quote)

This physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week and orders an ice cream sundae for himself, and then offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing. The man says, 'Well, I'm a physicist, and quantum mechanics teaches us, that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me.' The owner then says, 'Lots of single, beautiful women come in here ever day. Buy an ice cream for one of them, and they might fall in love with you.' And the physicist says, 'Yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?!'
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Quote by Rajesh Koothrappali from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 16 (Series quote)

I love the smell of paintballs in the morning.
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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Leonard: 'You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up.'
Howard: 'It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 14 (Series quote)

My expenses account for 46.9% of my after-tax income. The rest is divvied up between a small savings account, this deceptive container of peanut brittle and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure who shall remain nameless for his own protection... or HER own protection.
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 5 (Series quote)

Leonard: 'Penny's taking you to the DMV, I'm going to bed.'
Sheldon: 'Why Penny?'
Leonard: 'Because rock breaks scissors.'
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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Howard: 'You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.'
Sheldon: 'Why?'
Howard: 'Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 15 (Series quote)

You tell people I'm a rocket scientist? My God! Why don't you just tell them that I'm a toll-taker at the Golden Gate Bridge?
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