Series quotes from The Simpsons

Series quotes from The Simpsons


Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons (Series quote)

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene'.
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Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons (Series quote)

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons (Series quote)

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: 'Cover for me.'
Number 2: 'Oh, good idea, Boss!'
Number 3: 'It was like that when I got here.'

Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons (Series quote)

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
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Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons in Season 5 Episode 3 (Series quote)

I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
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Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons in Season 5 Episode 18 (Series quote)

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons (Series quote)

If you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons in Season 8 Episode 10 (Series quote)

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.

Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons (Series quote)

Where's the 'any key'? Hm... I think I order a 'tab'.

Quote by Homer Simpson from The Simpsons in Season 8 Episode 18 (Series quote)

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Quote by Abraham Simpson from The Simpsons in Season 9 Episode 19 (Series quote)

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
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