Quotes about Sex
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Quotes about Sex


Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Sex Education (Series quote)

Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

Quote by Tina Fey

When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable.

Quote by Kanye West

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

Quote by Andy Warhol

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Quote by Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Quote by @WillyFerrell

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Quote by Charlotte York from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Orgasms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Quote by Miranda Hobbes from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 11 (Series quote)

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Quote by Gregory House from Dr. House in Season 1 Episode 8 (Series quote)

I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship.

Quote by Samantha Jones from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Tell a man: 'I hate you' - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: 'I Iove you' - you'II probably never see him again.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 12 (Series quote)

Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.

Quote by Woody Allen

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 14 (Series quote)

Talking to a woman that you have already had sex with, is like changing the oil on a rental car!

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14 (Series quote)

I don't feel so good. It's like my testicals mixed poprocks and soda.

Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Sheldon: 'You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?'
Leonard: 'Men do things for women without expecting sex.'
Sheldon: 'Those would be men who just had sex.'

Quote by Eminem

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 18 (Series quote)

I am not 'with' Nora. Wrong Preposition! Later tonight I'm hoping to be 'on' Nora, right? Or 'under' Nora. Am I right? Or, we're all adults, so I'll just say it: 'behind' Nora.

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.

Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night.
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