Quotes by Barney Stinson
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Quotes by Barney Stinson



Barney Stinson is one of the five main characters from the tv-series How I Met Your Mother and well-known for his legendary quotes. Barney Stinson is acted by Neil Patrick Harris, who was awarded several prizes for the role.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 17 (Series quote)

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 12 (Series quote)

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 12 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Fine, we'll just have a nice, tasteful rehearsal dinner. Maybe at a French restaurant, I know just the place.'
Robin: 'What's the name of the restaurant?'
Barney: 'La Sertag.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Your challenge is accepted Lil, there is no girl too pretty
For I am Barney Stinson, Player King of New York City.'
Ted: 'You can't anoint yourself the king, just like that jerk, LeBron.'
Barney: 'He left the Cavs three years ago. Bro, give it up, move on.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 8 (Series quote)

When Mom was a groupie in the '70s, her scrambled eggs made her the darling of the MSG loading dock. Lot of songs written about those scrambled eggs:
ZZ Top's 'She's Got Legs'? Originally 'She's Got Eggs'.
Led Zeppelin? 'Scramble On'.
Steve Miller? 'The Yolker'.
If you listen to Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' while eating her eggs, it lines up perfectly.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season Season 9 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'What the hell happened?'
Barney: 'I said no questions asked.'
Marshall: 'Star, clover, horseshoe... Barney, did you swallow real versions of all the Lucky Charms items?'
Barney: 'No questions asked! Now come on. Let's hit the bar. I'm buying. I just won 50 bucks from a little Irish guy on a dare.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Lily: 'I'm not paying for room service the hooker ordered.'
Barney: 'I've been there.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Your story is so sweet! You didn't even kiss 'til the third date. By our third date, I hit more bases than Bob Hope on a USO tour.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Every hookup at a weekend wedding is decided at Friday Night Drinks. Get stuck with the wrong girl tonight, the only action you'll be getting all weekend is a self five and I don't mean the cool kind. Self-five! That's the cool kind.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4 (Series quote)

I'm also pleased to announce The Bro Code is now available in select airlines across the country. And Lufthansa. 'Der Bro Code' is, like, huge in Germany.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4 (Series quote)

This sacred text was eventually brought to the New World in 1776 by none other than Christopher Brolumbus. And that's why he got to bang Pocahontas.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4 (Series quote)

The Bro Code has been around for centuries. Nay... whatever's more than centuries.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Ted: 'So, you are mad about me and Robin holding hands.'
Barney: 'Of course I'm mad Ted. Holding hands is like the fourth grade equivalent of banging. Well in your case, twelfth grade. Self-five!'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 3 (Series quote)

Robin: 'I can't believe my great grandparents still do that.'
Barney: 'And I never imagined a walker being used for anything other than walking.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Our wedding is gonna be legendary.'
Robin: 'No wait for it?'
Barney: 'I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 21 (Series quote)

Lily Aldrin: 'Guys, The Captain just made me a very interesting offer.'
Barney Stinson: 'Finally we get around to the real reason he hired you. Just promise you film it, and please use a tripod. There's nothing artistic about shaky-cam, it just looks sloppy.'
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 23 (Series quote)

Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!
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Quote by Barney Stinson in The Bro Code - Artikel 24 (Book quote)

When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 18 (Series quote)

Underneath all of those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that's the fact that I love you.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 18 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Ted what is my one rule?'
Ted: 'You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?'
Barney: 'My other one rule.'
Ted: 'Flax seed relieves upset stomach?'
Barney: 'My other one rule.'
Ted: 'Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?'
Barney: 'My other one rule.'
Ted: 'Labanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there.'
Barney: 'My other one rule.'
Ted: 'New is always better?'
Barney: 'New is always better!'
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