Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 4)
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Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)



How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Are you aware, that breaking a broath can have deadly- even fatal repercussions?
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'I was once with this chick, who liked to do hand stuff underneath a jacket, while we were all sitting around our favorite booth at MacLaren's.'
Ted: 'Gross.'
Robin: 'We share appetizers!'
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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Lily, you snooped through her stuff?'
Lily: 'No, it's like the first thing you see when you jimmy open her desk-drawer with the letter opener her grandfather left her, according to her diary.'
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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Marshall: 'Baby, you're like 20 slutty chicks all rolled into one.'
Lily: 'Sweet-talk is not gonna change my mind!'

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 18 (Series quote)

By 'entertainment' they mean 'table-shuffle-board', Makramee classes and other non-stimulating activities which are only used in Manhatten to calm down drug-addicts and the criminaly insane.

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 18 (Series quote)

You know, it's funny. Almost every woman I've ever met was wrong to give me a chance. You're the first woman who's wrong not to.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Neither one of us are gonna say, 'Hey, how's it going?' or 'Good to see you!'
Because it really will be good to see you.
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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8 (Series quote)

The biggest case of my life and I'd already lost the jury. I mean, I've heard of 'Twelve Angry Men', but this was more like 'Twelve Horny Women'.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Ted: 'Want to know what I looked like at age 15? There it is.'
Robin: 'I don't get it, that guy wasn't masturbating.'
Barney: 'Yeah, and the waistband of his undies wasn't pulled up to his Cub Scouts neckerchief.'

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8 (Series quote)

When you do one good deed, it creates a ripple effect. One good deed leads to another and another.

Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8 (Series quote)

Kids, Robin and Barney had recently shared an awkward moment. After that, they did what any two mature adults would do: They pretended it never happened.
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7 (Series quote)

In this fall - this is tough. In this fall I'm going to take my talents to Mouth Beach.
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Marshall, you being 18 isn't a bad thing. It just means you get to spend even more of your life with her.

Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7 (Series quote)

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7 (Series quote)

B-Dawg, Barn Door, Stinson-natti, Bro-hio! Talk to me, how's it hangin'?

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Sticky's even sent me a boob-shaped hand-sanitizer dispenser. It's clean and dirty at the same time.
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Quote by Nick from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Nick: 'So, I went to this fortune teller today and she said there was a curse on me.'
Robin: 'Did she sell you something to ward off the curse?'
Nick: 'It's like you're a fortune teller, too.'

Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 6 (Series quote)

This woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to, and there have been times that I wanted to.
It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing.

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Barney: 'Before you know it, you'll be marrying a man who once ate a vanilla-scented candle!'
Robin: 'That was on me. I shouldn't have left it in the kitchen. Though, it was lit. Man, he dumb.'

Quote by Nick from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Robin: 'I don't know if we should keep seeing each other.'
Nick: 'You want to start turning off the lights during sex?'
Robin: 'No. God, no. No! I am just worried that, as a couple, we're not working out.'
Nick: 'You want to start going to the gym together?'
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