Series quotes from The Big Bang Theory (Page 2)
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Series quotes from The Big Bang Theory




Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 15 (Series quote)

Is it 'cause I'm Jewish? 'Cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 13 (Series quote)

Howard: 'Don't you think I should answer the engineering questions? I am an engineer.'
Sheldon: 'By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Sheldon: 'Well, once, when I was 15, spending the summer at the Heidelberg Institute in Germany.'
Penny: 'Studying abroad?'
Sheldon: 'No. Visiting professor. Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage-based than I'm used to. And the result was an internal Blitzkrieg, with my lower intestine playing the part of Czechoslovakia.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Leonard: 'Sheldon, relax! She doesn't have any symptoms, I'm sure she's not contagious.'
Sheldon: 'Oh, please! If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have died out thousands of years ago. Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, homo habilis would have figured out how to kill the guy with the runny nose.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Penny: 'You'll never guess what just happened.'
Sheldon: 'I don't guess. As a scientist, I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation. Although it occurs to me, you may have been employing a rhetorical device - rendering my response moot.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 7 (Series quote)

She is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.

Quote by Rajesh Koothrappali from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Leonard: 'The only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half.'
Rajesh: 'Sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 6 (Series quote)

Sheldon: 'What are we doing here?'
Leonard: 'We're socializing, meeting new people.'
Sheldon: 'Telepathically?'
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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 4 (Series quote)

Sheldon: 'I'm not quite sure. It involves a part of the human experience that has always eluded me.'
Leonard: 'That narrows it down.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch!
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Quote by Penny from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Penny: 'You know, it's a Cheesecake Factory... people order cheesecake and I bring it to them.'
Leonard: 'So you kind of act as like a carbohydrate delivery system?'
Penny: 'Yeah, call it whatever you want, I get minimum wage.'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory (Series quote)

We dont need Wolowitz! Engineering is merely the slower younger brother of physics. Watch and learn! Do either of you know how to open the toolbox?
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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 5 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Penny: 'Oh, it's not a date, Leonard. It's just a man and a woman hanging out, not having sex at the end of the night.'
Leonard: 'Sounds like most of my dates.'
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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 4 Episode 19 (Series quote)

Howard: 'Good news, gentlemen - I found our hacker.'
Leonard: 'Really?'
Howard: 'Yeah, no one can hide from me. Not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego, not even topless Natalie Portman.'
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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 4 Episode 8 (Series quote)

I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom. The guy makes me buy a Gatorade every time - it's a vicious circle.
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Quote by Penny from The Big Bang Theory in Season 4 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Sheldon: 'You realize that the technology
that went into this arm, will one day make unskilled food servers, such as yourself, obsolete?'
Penny: 'Really? They're gonna make a robot, that spits on your hamburger?'
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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 3 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Howard: 'You were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator.'
Rajesh: 'I thought we were going to be gentle with him.'
Howard: 'That's why I added the 'tator'!'
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Quote by Penny from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 16 (Series quote)

Howard: 'Looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.'
Penny: 'His right hand is calling him?'
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 8 (Series quote)

I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch 'The Clone Wars' TV series, until I've seen 'The Clone Wars' movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season Season 2 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Leonard: 'I've dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle...'
Sheldon: 'Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word 'plenty' has been redefined to mean 'two.''
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