Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park (Page 3)
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Serienzitate und Sprüche aus South Park


Quote by Chef from South Park in Season 2 Episode 4 (Series quote)

This is all I'm going to say about drugs: Stay away from them! There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.

Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season Season 1 Episode 13 (Series quote)

Stan: 'We're not getting on, you ugly bitch!'
Ms. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I said, we're not getting on, you ugly bitch!'
Ms. Crabtree: 'Oh, all right then.'
Kyle: 'Woah, dude.''
Stan: 'I always wondered if that would work.'
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Quote by Kyle Broflovski from South Park (Series quote)

Stan: 'Oh, my God, they killed Kenny.'
Kyle: 'You bastards!'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 1 Episode 11 (Series quote)

Stan: 'What the hell are you doing?'
Cartman: 'My mom said lesbians lick carpet.'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 1 Episode 9 (Series quote)

Cartman: 'I sneaked around my mom's closet and saw what I'm getting: the Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000.'
Stan: 'What's that?'
Cartman: 'I don't know, but it sounds sweet.'
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Quote by Chef from South Park in Season 1 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Woah, that is one fudged-up little cracker!
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Quote by Mr. Garrison from South Park in Season 1 Episode 10 (Series quote)

Mr. Garrison: 'Where are you from?'
Damien: 'The Seventh Layer of Hell.'
Mr. Garrison: 'Oh, my mother was from Alabama.'
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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 1 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Stan: 'We always run late, you skank.'
Ms. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I can't wait to own a fishing tank.'

Quote by Wendy Testaburger from South Park in Season 1 Episode 2 (Series quote)

I've learned something today. You can't win all the time. If you don't win, you can't hold it against the person who did. Because that's the only way you ever really lose.
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 1 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Stan: 'Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!'
Cartman: 'Intelligent and friendly on rye bread.'
Stan: 'Dolphins are smarter than you!'
Cartman: 'Then why do they live in igloos?'
Stan: 'That's not dolphins, that's Eskimos!'
Cartman: 'Who cares? It's tree-hugging hippie crap.'

Quote by Wendy Testaburger from South Park in Season 1 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Cartman: 'After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous.'
Wendy: 'Hitler was famous too.'
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Quote by Chef from South Park in Season 1 Episode 1 (Series quote)

You're getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot.

Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 1 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Stan: 'That fat bitch won't let us.'
Ms. Crabtee: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I said that rabbits eat lettuce.'
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Quote by Stan Marsh from South Park in Season 1 Episode 1 (Series quote)

Stan: 'Whatever, you fat bitch.'
Ms. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I said, I have a bad itch.'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 1 Episode 7 (Series quote)

Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!

Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 6 Episode 2 (Series quote)

Cartman: 'Have you seen this trick? When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water, and when you put their hand in it...'
Stan: 'And then what?'
Cartman: '...and then you pee on them!'
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 6 Episode 12 (Series quote)

I've never heard the words 'only' and 'candy' in the same sentence before.
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 1 Episode 5 (Series quote)

I would never let a woman kick my ass! If she tried anything, I'd be like 'Hey! Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'
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